The World's Sexiest Killing Machine ([info]notorious_oit) wrote in [info]imquotes,

Knut the Polar Bear: Ruthless Fish Killer or Defender of the Wild? YOU DECIDE.

NotoriousOIT: why isn't PETA all over this? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7336092.stm
ZobmieSkittles: Oh for God's sake he's a POLAR BEAR.
ZobmieSkittles: What the hell do they expect him to do? Frolick gaily in the moat?
NotoriousOIT: I KNOW, RIGHT? I AM SHOCKED THAT A BEAR KILLED FISH.
ZobmieSkittles: "Hi, Germany? This is reality calling. I think we need to have a loooonnng talk."
NotoriousOIT: haha, I love the caption on the photo: "Knut is no longer the cuddly cub who won German hearts."
ZobmieSkittles: He's a FISH KILLER!
NotoriousOIT: I think he's trying to work his way up to humans slowly.
NotoriousOIT: we should perform a pre-emptive strike before it's too late!
ZobmieSkittles: He's a freaking POLAR BEAR!
ZobmieSkittles: What do they think they eat in the wild? Coca cola?
NotoriousOIT: it's even funnier if you replace "carp" and "fish" with "children"
ZobmieSkittles: I, for one, think they should euthanize the vicious polar bear destroyer and replace him with something cuter. Like a bunnny.
ZobmieSkittles: Or another baby polar bear.
NotoriousOIT: well, if you read the article, you'd know that there IS a new baby polar bear
NotoriousOIT: maybe this one will be different...
ZobmieSkittles: You notice how they "feared for her safety"
ZobmieSkittles: Am I a cynical bitch or does that just sound like a publicity ploy to get people interested in bears again?
NotoriousOIT: LOL
NotoriousOIT: polar bears ARE pretty cool
ZobmieSkittles: But they're vicious fish murderers!
NotoriousOIT: if the fish don't want to be murdered, they can learn to ask for their rights in English
NotoriousOIT: i'm tired of catering to these illegal immigrants
NotoriousOIT: using our waterways as their personal toilets
ZobmieSkittles: :):):)
ZobmieSkittles: Fucking carp.
NotoriousOIT: exactly
NotoriousOIT: they don't even have the decency to TASTE good either
ZobmieSkittles: No wonder he didn't eat them.

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[info]shin_bio_hazard

April 8 2008, 21:50:52 UTC 4 years ago

Hahahahah XD

Anonymous

April 10 2008, 01:44:46 UTC 4 years ago

hi

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Absolutely certifies the human race as the dumbest species on the planet.

'Under German laws live vertebrates like fish are not allowed to be fed to animals.'

Germany you're really smart!

I caught a carp once, it was a disgusting slimy piece of garbage. I feel bad for Knut.

Save the carp? Go kill yourself.

[info]imafoxgrr

September 2 2008, 23:53:53 UTC 3 years ago

LOL!
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