|Sunday, February 14th, 2010|
|Friday, February 5th, 2010|
Does this post count as a comment?
BrownLemming: ...my brain is leaking out my head
BrownLemming: no wait, there's blood and the stuff is white
BrownLemming: not brain
Vertelemming: Brain can be white.
BrownLemming: Aboce the skull, is not brian
BrownLemming: NO COMMENTS
|Thursday, December 10th, 2009|
SC: you are so difficult
me: am not
SC: you are too
me: are not.
SC: are too!
but i love you anyways
me: are....drum roll please...not!
SC: no, you shan't have your drum roll
what kind of idiot asks for a drum roll from the person he's arguing with?
me: it was the metaphoric person watching this conversation.
SC: in that case, i choose to direct the remainder of this gchat to the imagined, disembodied, third party observer
(he is SO difficult!)
me: (I so am not!)
SC: (glad to see you agree with me, new imaginary friend)
me: (it does not!)
SC: (i'm sorry we've been neglecting you so long, while you watched us talk to each other. He does too!)
(It's ok, we can ignore him)
(Actually, if you're not doing anything this weekend, new imaginary friend...)
me: (It's working this weekend watching conversations of other people)
(full time job plus overtime)
SC: (No, i don't think he'll notice his girlfriend chatting up this non gender specific third party)
(The whole disembodied thing is really sexy)
me: kills imaginary third party
me: The next one is a gay mail imaginary third party that only responds to "drumroll please." with a drumroll.
My lunch is eaten.
i'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts
me: when do you leave for your next class?
me: well if I seem to "disappear" it's due to a busy spell.
i'll go hit on the imaginary third party observer of other conversations
|Saturday, October 10th, 2009|
: ... there's something really weird about listening to Linkin Park when a cow suddenly moos loudly outside your window.
|Thursday, August 13th, 2009|
L: (his balls are so ticklish... especially when you sing Mario bros) Current Mood: amused
|Saturday, July 18th, 2009|
Discussing turning over a new leaf.
I was supposed to do this with you!)heather:
You are, you prat
Coming from you, it sounds like a term of endearment. :Pheather:
I'm Australian. Fuckwit
is a term of endearment to me
|Wednesday, March 4th, 2009|
[00:27] bengoshats: how do I make idoser work its best?
[00:28] roflsomnia: delete it and buy real drugs
|Sunday, February 8th, 2009|
Discussing the Bible Belt...
A: *loves this title*: If Tennessee is the Buckle of the Bible Belt Then Utah is the Backside
B: Lol. There are a lot of buckles to the bible belt.
B: It must be really broken.
|Tuesday, January 20th, 2009|
*Listen to this
*Dick Cheney injured his back moving boxes out of the White House
*Yes, I heard. :P
*He'll be in a wheelchair today. :D
*So I ask: why the fuck was he moving boxes at his age?
*He's the fucking soon-to-be-ex-VP of the Us of A?
*The inevitable conclusion?
*It must have been boxes of porn :D
*He's an old man
*OF COURSE he'd have had time to accumulate enough of the stuff to fill boxes Current Mood: amused
|Friday, December 12th, 2008|
|Wednesday, November 26th, 2008|
|Wednesday, November 5th, 2008|
|Wednesday, October 8th, 2008|
Arguing with an ex about ~literature~:Me:
i fell asleep at starbucks yesterdayMe:
THAT is how boring dickens isHim:
I like ze dickensMe:
and you like jane austen???Me:
I do not get thatMe:
well read her and you will!Him:
dickens is at least readableMe:
UGH NO HE'S NOTHim:
it took me months to read 5 pages of emmaHim:
it was that boringMe:
he has 900 characters and then they're all like "O, I AM DED, PLEEZE TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVES THEM *TEAR*"Me:
*20 minute death scene*Him:
I would read like a sentence 20 times because I couldn't pay attention from beginning to endMe:
that just shows you have ADDHim:
better than Him:
mrs pennywinkle was flustered over the pending arrival of mr. zewtsuit mclame...Me:
...OK I AM LOLINGHim:
heheh cause I am funnyMe:
(and it is a magical coincidence that the Becoming Jane
score just came up on my shuffle.) Current Mood: cheerful
|Thursday, September 25th, 2008|
: 2 persons make a people
: guess so
: could be persons
: but persons make it sound individual plural... setperate but together... people is a grouping
: persons= 8 groups of 1 wheres people = 1 group of 8
: but could a people be personed by persons who are peoples
: in theory, yes, but if persons peopled a person than the people would be persons peopling a person and not people personing people
: and that would make no sense at all
: I never said that we would people a person, just that to persons in a group being people could people the peoples of the world
: each being their own person with other persons
: true but if persons were persons with other persons, thus being personable that would transition them into being people
: because personable persons are not singular plurals
: personable people often transition but when does a personal transition become one that people in transit must take?
: personable persons are people by definition above
: that depends on the peoples personal personality, in that personable people are actually peopleable persons because of personable personality, the mode of transition is moot when personable persons become personable personal people
: personally personality counts for personable people who are peopleing the planet but the transitionary transit ont he journey they take temporarily teams with the peronality twists which may then take the porsonable to the unpersonable
|Saturday, September 13th, 2008|
|Thursday, September 4th, 2008|
|Saturday, July 26th, 2008|
|Monday, June 23rd, 2008|
I thought it clever.
(14:47:10) WKJ: I HAVE COME UP WITH A WISE SOUNDING THING
(14:47:12) WKJ: AND DEEP
(14:47:15) WKJ: WISE AND DEEP
(14:48:00) WKJ: HERE IT GOES
(14:48:38) Roko: :O
(14:48:51) WKJ: "If Love doesn't have a certain gender, why should the people who experience it? "
(14:49:35) Roko: ...I like it.
|Saturday, April 26th, 2008|
|Thursday, April 17th, 2008|
Justin_Maxwell> My personal horror is where people have to resort to ridiculous arguments in the face of reasonable arguments.
Rivet> My personal horror is to enter my room and find Paris Hilton puking in my sink complaining about not having her own bathroom.
Rivet> (when I don't have my own bathroom for her to puke in the sink of)
Nash-OOC> Rivet wins.