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Sunday, February 14th, 2010
8:54 pm
[jokergirl]
Note to self: Don't date MMA students.
dark_wolf says:
Woof woof! Happy Valentines joker!
jokergirl says:
Oooh
Happy valenwuff!
Got any plans?
dark_wolf says:
Wrapping my arms around someone.
Holding them close.
Feeling their breath upon my chest.
And slamming my knee in their face.

(quoted with permission, xposted to my own lj)
Friday, February 5th, 2010
12:53 pm
[vertelemming]
Does this post count as a comment?
BrownLemming: ...my brain is leaking out my head
Vertelemming: ?
BrownLemming: no wait, there's blood and the stuff is white
BrownLemming: not brain
Vertelemming: Brain can be white.
BrownLemming: Aboce the skull, is not brian
BrownLemming: ...
BrownLemming: NO COMMENTS
Thursday, December 10th, 2009
1:37 pm
[mrcorvin]
Via Gchat
SC: you are so difficult
me: am not
SC: you are too
me: are not.
SC: are too!
but i love you anyways
me: are....drum roll please...not!
SC: no, you shan't have your drum roll
what kind of idiot asks for a drum roll from the person he's arguing with?
me: it was the metaphoric person watching this conversation.
SC: in that case, i choose to direct the remainder of this gchat to the imagined, disembodied, third party observer
(he is SO difficult!)
me: (I so am not!)
SC: (glad to see you agree with me, new imaginary friend)
me: (it does not!)
Mmmm...chips.
SC: (i'm sorry we've been neglecting you so long, while you watched us talk to each other. He does too!)
(It's ok, we can ignore him)
(Actually, if you're not doing anything this weekend, new imaginary friend...)
:P
me: (It's working this weekend watching conversations of other people)
(full time job plus overtime)
SC: (No, i don't think he'll notice his girlfriend chatting up this non gender specific third party)
(The whole disembodied thing is really sexy)
me: kills imaginary third party
SC: LOL
hehehehehehe
me: The next one is a gay mail imaginary third party that only responds to "drumroll please." with a drumroll.
mail=male
My lunch is eaten.
SC: hahahahahaha
i'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts
me: when do you leave for your next class?
SC: 3:45
me: well if I seem to "disappear" it's due to a busy spell.
SC: ah
it's ok
i'll go hit on the imaginary third party observer of other conversations
Saturday, October 10th, 2009
12:17 am
[tabbyclaw]
vertelemming: ... there's something really weird about listening to Linkin Park when a cow suddenly moos loudly outside your window.
Thursday, August 13th, 2009
4:54 am
[six_crazy_guys]
L: (his balls are so ticklish... especially when you sing Mario bros)

Current Mood: amused
Saturday, July 18th, 2009
7:00 am
[orbitaldiamonds]
Discussing turning over a new leaf.
me: I was supposed to do this with you!)

heather: You are, you prat
:)

me: Coming from you, it sounds like a term of endearment. :P

heather: I'm Australian. Fuckwit is a term of endearment to me
:P
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
2:03 am
[mikolashadow]
[00:27] bengoshats: how do I make idoser work its best?
[00:28] roflsomnia: delete it and buy real drugs
Sunday, February 8th, 2009
7:34 pm
[mellifluous_ink]
Discussing the Bible Belt...
A: *loves this title*: If Tennessee is the Buckle of the Bible Belt Then Utah is the Backside
B: Lol. There are a lot of buckles to the bible belt.
B: It must be really broken.
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
11:12 am
[six_crazy_guys]
Circéus says:
*BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Listen to this
*Dick Cheney injured his back moving boxes out of the White House
Blackout12 says:
*Yes, I heard. :P
*He'll be in a wheelchair today. :D
Circéus says:
*So I ask: why the fuck was he moving boxes at his age?
*He's the fucking soon-to-be-ex-VP of the Us of A?
*The inevitable conclusion?
*It must have been boxes of porn :D
Blackout12 says:
*-.-
Circéus says:
*whaaaat?
*He's an old man
*OF COURSE he'd have had time to accumulate enough of the stuff to fill boxes

Current Mood: amused
Friday, December 12th, 2008
8:56 pm
[slasher_chick]
Two of 'Em
bextcoll: That idiot is coming to give me my homework.
bextcoll: Note: IDIOT
bextcoll: Nice man, tho

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bextcoll: ah, first time [Edward]'s a stalking peeping-tom!!!
slasher_chick: awww!
slasher_chick: is she naked?

Current Mood: chipper
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
12:16 am
[blackout12]
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
8:28 am
[trialia]
pressure on for BSG pr0n ^^
[20:54] 3ndboss: ?
[20:54] trialia: 920 words and they don't even have their clothes off yet *G*
[20:54] 3ndboss: WTF
[20:54] trialia: lolol
[20:54] 3ndboss: GET EM OFF
[20:54] 3ndboss: NOT ACCEPTABLE
[20:54] trialia: *cackles out loud*
[20:55] trialia: I'm thinking of having them interrupted, it would fit better with canon. Or do you think that would be too evil?
[20:56] 3ndboss: no no do it
[20:56] 3ndboss: I love interruption XD
[20:56] 3ndboss: it's so funny XD
[20:56] trialia: lol
[21:29] trialia: 1115
[21:29] 3ndboss: oh my god
[21:29] 3ndboss: lmao
[21:29] 3ndboss: CLOTHES OFF?
[21:29] trialia: almost all! *G*
[21:29] 3ndboss: thank god
[21:29] 3ndboss: lmao
[21:30] trialia: lol. she's in skirt and underwear, and he's down to boxers now. is that good for you? lol
[21:30] 3ndboss: NO
[21:30] trialia: OMG YOU ARE SO DEMANDING
[21:30] 3ndboss: MOAR NAKEDNESS PLZ
[21:30] 3ndboss: D:
[21:30] trialia: WORKING ON IT!!
[21:30] 3ndboss: ljhgoijhfkjlhdskhgbs
[21:30] 3ndboss: FASTER
[21:30] 3ndboss: lmfao
[21:30] trialia: *is laughinbg too hard to write*
[21:30] trialia: or type it seems, lmao
[21:31] 3ndboss: lmao
[21:34] trialia: ok, you are so harassing me =D with nakedness, omg
[21:35] 3ndboss: lmao
[21:36] trialia: and you can put that in your sig if you want XD
[21:36] 3ndboss: lmfao
[21:36] trialia: ilu <3
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008
10:28 pm
[la_petite_singe]
Arguing with an ex about ~literature~:

Me: i fell asleep at starbucks yesterday
Me: THAT is how boring dickens is
Him: I like ze dickens
Me: UUUGHHH DEATH.
Him: and you like jane austen???
Me: I DO.
Him: I do not get that
Me: well read her and you will!
Him: dickens is at least readable
Me: UGH NO HE'S NOT
Him: it took me months to read 5 pages of emma
Him: it was that boring
Me: he has 900 characters and then they're all like "O, I AM DED, PLEEZE TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVES THEM *TEAR*"
Me: *20 minute death scene*
Him: I would read like a sentence 20 times because I couldn't pay attention from beginning to end
Me: that just shows you have ADD
Him: better than
Him: mrs pennywinkle was flustered over the pending arrival of mr. zewtsuit mclame...
Me: ...OK I AM LOLING
Him: heheh cause I am funny
Me: ZEWTSUIT
Me: AHAHAHA

(and it is a magical coincidence that the Becoming Jane score just came up on my shuffle.)

Current Mood: cheerful
Thursday, September 25th, 2008
6:14 am
[saber_katt]
[13:42] saber_katt: 2 persons make a people
[13:42] almightyparrot: guess so
[13:42] almightyparrot: could be persons
[13:43] saber_katt: but persons make it sound individual plural... setperate but together... people is a grouping
[13:44] saber_katt: persons= 8 groups of 1 wheres people = 1 group of 8
[13:44] almightyparrot: but could a people be personed by persons who are peoples
[13:45] almightyparrot: ?
[13:45] saber_katt: in theory, yes, but if persons peopled a person than the people would be persons peopling a person and not people personing people
[13:46] saber_katt: and that would make no sense at all
[13:47] almightyparrot: I never said that we would people a person, just that to persons in a group being people could people the peoples of the world
[13:47] almightyparrot: each being their own person with other persons
[13:47] saber_katt: true but if persons were persons with other persons, thus being personable that would transition them into being people
[13:48] saber_katt: because personable persons are not singular plurals
[13:48] almightyparrot: personable people often transition but when does a personal transition become one that people in transit must take?
[13:48] saber_katt: personable persons are people by definition above
[13:49] almightyparrot: right
[13:51] saber_katt: that depends on the peoples personal personality, in that personable people are actually peopleable persons because of personable personality, the mode of transition is moot when personable persons become personable personal people
[13:52] almightyparrot: personally personality counts for personable people who are peopleing the planet but the transitionary transit ont he journey they take temporarily teams with the peronality twists which may then take the porsonable to the unpersonable
Saturday, September 13th, 2008
2:00 am
[nochi_san]
While discussing Anita Blake's recent, um, developments:
nochi_san: (quoting TVTropes) "Unfortunately, Anita will be too busy having sex with anything with legs for the issue to ever be seriously addressed for long."
kyoko_minamino: Hah. I'm sure she'll be having sex with things that don't have legs soon enough. She'll be at with a paraplegic dragon in the next book.
Thursday, September 4th, 2008
3:51 pm
[kazou_kiriyama]
vocalnokyodesu: I CHECK MY FL RELIGIOUSLY BABE
sadisticplay: ....
sadisticplay: EVERY 5 SECONDS?
bukkakeinureye: I DO TOO.
vocalnokyodesu: PRETTY MUCH.
bukkakeinureye: i sit there and refresh
kazou_kiriyama: me too
vocalnokyodesu: My FL is like my myspace.
kazou_kiriyama: LOL
bukkakeinureye: AND HOPE SOMETHING COMES UP.
sadisticplay: YOU GAIZ HAVE NO LIFE.
sadisticplay: D<
sadisticplay: ...
sadisticplay: -Same.-
kazou_kiriyama: LMFAO.
kazou_kiriyama: WE'RE SO SAD.
Saturday, July 26th, 2008
8:39 pm
[colin_chaotic]
Julia discovers criminalsearches.com
rlylaughable (8:09:30 PM): ...what the fuck kind of offense description is that? That sounds like a Native American dreamquest!
rlylaughable (8:09:39 PM): "TAKE DEER BEFORE SUNRISE"
Monday, June 23rd, 2008
2:55 pm
[roko_epsilon]
I thought it clever.
(14:47:10) WKJ: I HAVE COME UP WITH A WISE SOUNDING THING
(14:47:12) WKJ: AND DEEP
(14:47:15) WKJ: WISE AND DEEP
(14:48:00) WKJ: HERE IT GOES
(14:48:38) Roko: :O
(14:48:51) WKJ: "If Love doesn't have a certain gender, why should the people who experience it? "
(14:49:35) Roko: ...I like it.
Saturday, April 26th, 2008
6:40 pm
[tabbyclaw]
tabbyclaw: *exit, pursued by a bear*
vertelemming: A POLAR BEAR?
tabbyclaw: Carry on, Lieutenant Sebastian.
vertelemming: Wow... Eddie Izzard mocking Lost... that would be an image.
tabbyclaw: "It's the polar bears, sir. They're here."
vertelemming: "My god, man! Do they want Walt?"
Thursday, April 17th, 2008
11:27 pm
[mrcorvin]
On IRC
Justin_Maxwell> My personal horror is where people have to resort to ridiculous arguments in the face of reasonable arguments.

Rivet> My personal horror is to enter my room and find Paris Hilton puking in my sink complaining about not having her own bathroom.
Rivet> (when I don't have my own bathroom for her to puke in the sink of)

Nash-OOC> Rivet wins.
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